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I don't think I'll make it back home
The roads been backed up with all this snow
I've got no service on my phone
Got no gas no AutoZone
My hearts beating like a sad metronome
And I guess this year I'll be alone
Wait a minute?
What's that?
It's Santa's sleigh!
He just crashed down!
Ho, ho, ho help Santa get his sleigh working again and I'll get you home!
Hurray!
Me and the white bearded man gonna hatch us a plan
I'm gonna be home soon
Just gotta sing this tune
I'm thinkin' it's my que
To get back home to you
I'll be home for Christmas
I'll be home for Christmas
I'll be home for Christmas
I'll be home for Christmas
I'll be home for Christmas
I'll be home for Christmas
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ah
i love the holidays
just watching the snow fall
drinking hot cocoa
and hanging out with loved ones
what’s better than this?
when i see santa know i’m finna hit him in his bitch ass
sending shots back and fourth like it’s tennis
with my goons yeah we in the north pole ain’t no witness
finna break his jolly teeth call the dentist
serves him right tryna break into my home
stole his girl mrs. claus is my hoe
the north pole ain’t the only things that’s cold
ima kill st. nick saying “ho ho ho”
“ho-ho-ho merry chri-“
“ahhh”
when i see santa know i’m finna hit him in his bitch ass
sending shots back and fourth like it’s tennis
with my goons yeah we in the north pole ain’t no witness
finna break his jolly teeth call the dentist
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Little baby in a manger
What could your name be?
Losing sight of what's important
On this Christmas Eve
Blizzard rages out my window
So much I can't see
I know that I need a saviour
Save myself from me
Grace wraps tight around my body
I can barely breathe
Born from virgin, raised as righteous
Blessed saviour be
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It's that time of the year
With all the cheer
And all I'm wondering
Is why you aren't here
I've felt this way before
I wish I knew what it was all for
This snow is glistening
But you're not with me
I'm so lonely
Christmas is not the same
Without you
Here we are right back again
Back to the cold that you left me in
How can I live when I miss my friend?
I don't really care for the medicine
All's I know is winter's cold
And I'm not there to keep you warm
How can you survive the night?
This emptiness just clouds my mind
Should I run around and look again?
Maybe I'll find the scent you left
Maybe I'll find just where you went
And you won't feel so fucking cold
This snow is glistening
But you're not with me
I'm so lonely
Christmas is not the same
This snow is glistening
But you're not with me
I'm so lonely
Christmas is not the same
Without you
This snow is glistening
But you're not with me
I'm so lonely
Christmas is not the same
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Oh my God it's an elf, I saw one
Does this mean that Santa's real?
I have to see this for myself
'Cos seeing is believing
Oh my God, it's his sleigh, I saw it
It was on my roof last night
I do believe he's really real
'Cos seeing is believing
Oh no, what's going on?
There are no presents under my tree
Who's that guy standing in the closet?
It's Krampus and he's coming for me!
Oh
Oh my God he's eating my toes
Help me
This is what I get for being an orphan
Word to your mother
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Tear down the lights
This pay isn't right
burn down the workshop
let's boycott santa
blood sweat and tears
working on toys
for the girls and the boys
we only get payed
in candy canes
we've been running this gig
since 1856
we're old and sick of this
sick of this
jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is
to ride in a
one horse-
Elf oppression is gone
let's start
a revolution
santa clause is gone
he's gone
ho ho ho
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Where do the snowmen go
when they melt
and I just wanna know
how it felt
and is it really worth the time
to construct those little guys
when at the end of the day
the sun is gonna wipe it all away
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Snow isn't falling but that's fine
Schools out and I'm not worried about anything
Christmas is here
It's been another stressful year
But now all that's left
Are happiness and things such as
Christmas lights
Baby blue winter skys
And laughter in the air
Traffic is bad
And it's super crowded
But we dont care
Cause it's
Christmas time
It's Christmas time
It's Christmas time
It's Christmas time
Christmas lights
Baby blue winter skys
And laughter in the air
Traffic is bad
And it's really crowded
But we dont care
Because it's
Christmas time
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A painful reminder of greed
Taken from joy and splendor
Innocence lost
Money is all that you need
Holiday Cheer
The Birth of the Son
Corporate Schemes
Merry Fucking Christmas
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Scythe - CLAUSEtrophobic
05:18
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[Spoken]
Dear santa I was a really good boy,
I only flushed three rodents down the toilet
and my mommy said I was a special boy
so all I want this Christmas is a gerbil
Crackers cookies and milk x5
Fuck you santa you ruined my youth
turning me into a boring old fool
thats alright, thats okay
now I'm just addicted to cocaine
Ole saint Nick creeping through your window
looking at your kids, such a fucking weirdo
stuck in 1800's treatin elfs like slaves
filthy ass hubby treatin wife like a maid
actin like the Fuhrer crackin out the raindeer
turnin them to ravedeer
naughty or nice homie tryna be a god
late night snacks givin you that dad bod
walking the house like he pays all the bills
big corporation keeps the masses spending
if only he was real he'd be able to see me
christmas spirit aint nothin but heresy
Fuck you santa you ruined my youth
turning me into a boring old fool
thats alright, thats okay
now I'm just addicted to cocaine
One Two
Fuck you clause x5
[Spoken]
Listen here santa
all I wanted was a gerbil
instead I got a hampter
and ever since you gave me that hampster
my life has been going down hill
first I got divorced
then I got addicted to drugs
why would you do this to me santa
why
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AbsoluteYeti - Yeti Song
01:19
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A Regrettable Collaboration Georgia
All proceeds go to charity.
2020 Charity: No Kid Hungry
2020 Raised:
$38!
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2021 Charity: No Kid Hungry
2021 Raised: $30!
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2022 Charity: No Kid Hungry and American Foundation for Suicide Prevention
2022 Raised: $200!
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2023 Charities: No Kid Hungry and American Foundation for Suicide Prevention
2023 Raised: $253!!
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