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I try to be responsible
But sometimes I can't
Remember what that means
Cause
Throughout this year
I'v done some things that
Are pretty unethical
Show a little empathy for me
I'm only human
So if my stocking is full of coal this year
There's only one rational thing I can do here
I'm gonna set the North Pole
On fire
Burn it to the ground
I never wanna see it again
Cause Santas not my friend
No Santas not my friend
I got put on the naughty list for
(accidentally)
Burning down a Walmart
But no one got harmed
So I think Santas being a little harsh
Waaaoooh
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Hail, hail
Hail Santa
Hail, hail
Hail Santa
I AM THE KING OF CORPORATE GREED
AND WHO ARE YOU WHO STANDS AGAINST ME?
ONE LITTLE CHILD
WITH COAL IN THE STOCKING
YOU ARE ASLEEP TO MY
(CAPITALIST AGENDA)
LEADING MY SLEIGH IS A RED NOSE SHINING
STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF YOUR PAIN AND SUFF'RING
YOU'RE UP ALL NIGHT
YOU'RE STARTING FIGHTS
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO BE NICE?!
Who are you to judge me?
Standing tall on your sleigh
You watch me sleep,
You watch me cry
You see the reasons
For my fights
And yet you don't know me
YOU ARE THE REASON FOR YOUR FALL
YOU PRANCE AROUND, SAY "FUCK THEM ALL"
YOU COULD'VE CHANGED INTO A MAN
BUT HERE YOU ARE WITH COAL IN YOUR HAND
YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF
THE WAY YOU BRING ABOUT YOUR HELL
YOU JUST BURN
YOU NEVER LEARN
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO BE NICE?!
Who are you to judge me?
Standing proud in your ways
You work em hard,
You work them dry
You bleed them out,
You let them die!
And yet you judge me!
This capitalist greed
This green money sea
The people on top
Are the ones who never stop
All the poor kids who yearn
To get the toy that they earned
Can't afford it because their dad
Had to go and break his back
You don't know what I stand for
YOU'VE BROUGHT UPON THIS WAR!
KILL SANTA
KILL SANTA
TIE A NOOSE WITH YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
KILL SANTA
KILL SANTA
TAKE HIS HEAD AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT
KILL SANTA
KILL SANTA
DOWN WITH YOUR CRUEL AND SHAMELESS LIES
KILL SANTA
KILL SANTA
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT THAT YOU DIE
Who are you to judge me?
You are the king of misery!
Who are you to blame me?
I'm the one who lost it all
You're the one who's gonna fall
HAIL, HAIL
HAIL SANTA
KILL, KILL
KILL SANTA
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This time of the year
Is not so clear
To me
This Christmas cheer
Is not sincere
In the least
This Christmas
I give myself
To you
I do not want to
Lose myself
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Ryan Leo - The Snowstorm
02:24
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hey it's me yeti and i'm here to say
it's a very nice december day
i'm cryptonic and i'm wrapping presents
i spread joy just with my presence
tis the season to drink egg nog
non alchoholic cause i follow the law
the law prohibits drinking and driving
I stay at home thinking and thriving
the roads will be crowded this holiday season
don't endanger others for no reason
if you're intoxicated stay off the street
you should just bake some christmas treats
eating cookies is more fun than drunk driving
breaking the law may get your license suspended
1 thousand dollars or a year in jail
it's so bad, no one will pay bail
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Santa Claus will strike
Those who deserve it
Old St.Nick
Is done with your shit
Naughty children
Get worse than coal
Shred apart the souls
Break their poor bones
Krampus is a gift
Merciful indeed
When compared
To the pain you'll recieve
Soon you'll forget
Tonight's big surprise
When Santa comes
And takes your lives
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Kenjo - Custody
00:47
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It would seem that I'm alone again
Winter's frostbite has taken my feet and my hands
Winter's cold has drug itself upon this land
Dig its icy claws inside of my head
And I'm feelin' like a cold winter's sun
Winter demons take away what I love
Dead season, don't you cry
Dead season, say goodbye
And I know that I should understand
But I'm sick and tired of this frostbitten hand
And I know that you think of me
When you're building up your self esteem
Put me down so gently like you did
On the day that you said we would live
Dead season, don't you cry
Dead season, say goodbye
I know that it's cold tonight
Frostbitten, I lay on my side
Winter snow is like a blanket to me
Winter's tomb is where I want to be
FROSTBITE
KILLING ME
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Everybody's Here!
04:01
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Another snow
Just for you
It's been so long
Christmas is over due
The tree never glows
But it doesn't have to
Cause my spirits so strong
It lights up the room
Ooh (x2)
It's Christmas again
Oh it's Christmas again (4x)
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A Regrettable Collaboration Georgia
All proceeds go to charity.
2020 Charity: No Kid Hungry
2020 Raised:
$38!
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2021 Charity: No Kid Hungry
2021 Raised: $30!
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2022 Charity: No Kid Hungry and American Foundation for Suicide Prevention
2022 Raised: $200!
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2023 Charities: No Kid Hungry and American Foundation for Suicide Prevention
2023 Raised: $253!!
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